Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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