the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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