i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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