She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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