would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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