Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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