It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your tits are I can't wait for
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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