What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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