Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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