therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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