if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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