listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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