its not stalking. its research.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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