Got a toothbrush?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
pray to the hookup gods
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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