Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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