if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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