I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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