Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the day after is always just damage control
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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