Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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