No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
