Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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