what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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