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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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