best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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