yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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