just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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