Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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