I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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