how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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