WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she smelled like a LAN party
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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