The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize