If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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