She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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