i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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