I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you inspire me to be a worse person
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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