Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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