We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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