who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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