At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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