four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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