I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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