She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I think my fart just growled at me.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm too high and old for this...
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