And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
false alarm. still invincible.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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