bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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