Say something about gay babies.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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