thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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