FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize