wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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