normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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