Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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