There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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