Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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