Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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