I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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