"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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