I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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