someone get that fucking seahorse.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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